anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
what if levi doesn’t spin on purpose what if he’s just a big fucking spazz who can’t hold shit properly
humanity’s swiftest trainwreck
The man who will lead us to victory, ladies and gentlemen.
The adventures of a completely able man in his early 30’s.
you guy can totally add to this if you want
Do you ever wonder how many people have loved you and never told you?
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
When the annoying asshole in class is kicked out
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
"all we need is your credit card information"